Pictures of Naked Men

Fade in Lavender

2012-02-19T00:04:00.000-07:00

Here's another one of those disappearing clothing pictures that Bull sent in. It's one of the best, in my opinion as he looks almost exactly the same in all three. This one is also one that I might have chosen if I had been on the street looking at guys and someone asked me whose clothing I would like to see dissolve. He's that athletic type I'm often curious about. Thanks Bull.

Iron Bed Frame

2012-02-18T00:05:00.000-07:00

This feels very 'Depression era', but maybe that's just the bed. It almost looks like it's just a couple of guys stretched out and naked on a bed. It looks like they just happened to be laying there when someone came in the room with a camera, and one of them just looked up, which I find unlikely. However, it would be nice to have a friend I could lay around naked with on a hot day.

Head Back and Butt

2012-02-17T00:06:00.000-07:00

This is hardly what I would call naked. It sort of falls into the same category as the Burt Reynolds photo from Cosmopolitan that I posted years ago. It's the naked butt of Lenny Kravitz. I'm not even sure what he does or who he is. I have never intentionally listened to one of his songs (okay, I knew he was a singer) but I've always thought he was a handsome guy. This is the only naked snap of him I have.

A Little Off the Sides

2012-02-16T00:08:00.000-07:00

This looks very posed (notice the wrench that just happens to be leaned against his leg, and the tools that also just happen to be there), but I love it because they're creating a whole scene, which is just the kind of 'inspiration' I like. Give me a little bit of a story and my mind will run with it. It's a great photo. I love how real they look, not all trimmed and plucked.

Smashed Eggs and Wiener

2012-02-15T00:09:00.000-07:00

I do like the look of the silky smooth skin of a freshly oiled body builder. I know a lot of models shave to get their skin smooth, so the definition is easier to see. I don't mind the idea of a smooth guy at all (Crotches excepted. You need a little something there, as discussed.) but it might bother me to be with someone who was covered in stubble. This is one big sack of muscle, huh?

Saint Valentine

2012-02-14T00:04:00.000-07:00

This is one of my favorites, not just because they both have pretty amazing young bodies (and hair), but because of the drama of the photo and how I don't believe it at all. It's got a very playful quality, and I'm always in favor of playful, especially when it involves naked men. So it's Valentine's Day, which means chocolates and love. Hope you some of both today.

Terrycloth Dreams

2012-02-13T00:02:00.000-07:00

Combining both February themes is this vintage photo of a Mull man and his friend. (I've come across a lot of vintage photos lately.) I like the connection between these two. I've had guys stand in a locker room and talk to me like this guy on the left is doing. It was pretty wonderful because I knew nothing was going to happen, but it was so obvious that there was a connection.

Twinsies

2012-02-12T00:03:00.000-07:00

Years ago, I was involved in an organization. There was a couple who were also members of the organization. They didn't necessarily look a like. They were different heights, body shapes, etc, but they did that sort of twin thing in terms of their dress. Not exactly, but it was like their outfits were coordinated. This picture reminds me of them. Not exactly alike, but they go together.

Man on White Cotton Sheet

2012-02-11T00:08:00.000-07:00

I like the drapery with the smooth, shiny skin. It's very arty. It reminds me of Robert Mapplethorpe, but I don't think it is. Correct me if I'm wrong. And that dick reminds me of Mapplethorpe's Man in Polyester Suit. At any rate, it's a very nice photo. Not sure what I'm supposed to think, but it is really nice. Sort of moody, but you can't have everything.

Y'all's Balls

2012-02-10T00:07:00.000-07:00

This is also February - the month of the Valentine. I've got a few pairs snaps I need to put up. This one is a sweet one. It makes one wonder if they were gay or if they were just playful. They were apparently AMG models so, it could be anything. They're both so young and nubile. The one on the right appears to be on the verge of popping one. I would be too, if I were him.

Black History Month

2012-02-09T00:04:00.000-07:00

I used to work in an environment where people notice and celebrated Black History Month. There was always a little something to commemorate it. I no longer work there. So it just hit me the other day that we are at the beginning of said month. And I just came across a number of photos of men of color. I like this one. Tyson Beckford. And I was delighted to finally see him naked.

Medusa

2012-02-08T00:04:00.000-07:00

Gazing directly at this guy won't turn you to stone, but I would almost risk it. And...those are leaves, not snakes. He certainly has a young, tight body. That skin of his is creamy brown - the kind of brown I used to love to get, but which I steer clear of these days. It's all sunblock all the time with me. That bush of his is crazy thick. Nice to see a young guy with a full bush. Thanks, JP, for sending it in.

Summer Fun

2012-02-07T00:09:00.000-07:00

Bull sent this one in. It's the Sylvan brothers. They've been featured on here a couple of times. There was the first time and then there were a few other times. They're intriguing. This is one of the happier pictures, which just looks like them clowning around and having a good time. There are other photos that seem more...somber. What ever happened to them? Thanks, Bull.

Sunshine Beach Club

2012-02-06T00:02:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I look at pictures like this and I wonder what the guy grew up to look like. You can almost see how Mr. Bo Branden looked at 45. I'm picturing an accountant. We may be looking at his peak...But wait! I spoke too soon. Apparently, there is more of Bo Branden out there. I've just come across a number of photos of him. Look for that in the near future. (I love this online thing!)

One Day in the Woods

2012-02-05T00:07:00.000-07:00

This is another one that Bull sent in. I like how it sort of looks like as the guy is standing there, his clothes are dissolving. I know a few guys I wouldn't mind falling 'victim' to that. Poor thing. Your clothes have fallen off and you're naked. You must be distressed. Come here. Let me give you a hug.

The outdoorsy thing is nice. And the fact that he kept his cap on.

Body Mods Galore

2012-02-04T00:02:00.000-07:00

JP sent this one in. He looks familiar, but I don't believe he's been here yet, certainly not in this pose. They guy I'm thinking of has a completely different tattoo and I don't remember him sporting any jewelry. That beard is a nice look. And he's got a rockin' body. Solid. He could certainly pick up the end of a couch if you needed help moving. Thanks, JP!

Forgot the Key

2012-02-03T00:08:00.000-07:00

Here's a guy with what looks like his own private outdoor space to get naked in. I've had that. It's nice. A little lawn would be nice. A pool is certainly a great addition to one's outdoor space. But being able to step outside and sit there with no clothes on and a little breeze is sort of enough for me most times. This looks very British to me. Not sure why, but it just does.

Old Wooden Fence

2012-02-02T00:02:00.000-07:00

I'm not even sure where this one came from. I like that it was taken outside. It definitely has a mood about it. Can't imagine...well, I can because I'm mentioning it, sitting on that fence. The wood is probably worn down and smooth, but it's not a place to sit for long. The one guy's crotch is really nice. Not just how thick that bush is, but the dick. It's just a good classic crotch.

Two Fading

2012-02-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

Here's another one Bull sent in. There's a set of six of these. The guys clothed, naked and there's that middle photo of their clothes fading. Those fading photos all have a sort of negligee quality to them. If find myself picking them apart, curious to figure out how they were done. The guy on the left is totally my cup of tea. I like the attitude. Thanks, Bull.

Classic Black

2012-01-31T00:01:00.000-07:00

JP sent this one in a while ago. It looks a bit vintage because of the slight graininess of the picture. I can't take my eyes off that waist and stomach. Because he doesn't look that young, I'm thinking that tautness might be due to posture, which makes me think it's time to sit up. Of course he must have worked out, but there's some good genetics helping that along. Thanks, JP!

Invitation

2012-01-30T00:08:00.000-07:00

There's something very 'rich boy' about this one. It sends me right into a fantasy about a guy in his father's huge house. You're in there for a talk or a glass of something and then suddenly he opens the doors in all his glory. Maybe it's the wood, maybe it's the clean cut, spoiled look he has to him. Cute little body. And one (that we can see) big shaved ball.

That's a Thumb

2012-01-29T00:05:00.000-07:00

I always assumed this guy was looking down at a scale. I just noticed that there is not scale in the picture. Now, why he would need to hold his balls while he looked at a scale is a good question, but I figured there was a story behind it. I love bathtubs like that. It looks deep and I could use a good soak in a tub. This one is very arty. I like it a lot.

Side B

2012-01-28T00:02:00.000-07:00

This is the back side of this fellow. It's not my favorite of all of them (his front side is delightful in many ways), but now I have the complete set - unless there are more, in which case I would love to have them. Please send them in. He's got a great back, and his ass seen from the side is probably at lest somewhat bubbly. I love different pictures of the same guy.

As I Suspected

2012-01-27T00:09:00.000-07:00

This fellow looks pretty much like I would have suspected that he looked: fit an trim. He's also posturing just a bit, but he probably just does that because of the kind of guy he is. I love those legs. They're really muscular. They're like big muscular legs, but smaller. The ones of these that I really like are the ones where they're exactly in the same pose. This one almost hits it, but not quite.

Cross Guys

2012-01-26T00:05:00.000-07:00

I'm crazy about this one. It's just two sort of bad ass looking guys holding hands. I love how the one guy is looking at the other. I also like the bent foot of the guy on the left. When I see macho guys like this ('macho' being as outdated as 'SASA' (straight acting straight appearing), which I almost used), I don't think about them having tender moments like this. I guess I should.

Pretend You're Asleep

2012-01-25T00:09:00.000-07:00

This one sort of looks like a snapshot, but it's from a series. He's actually got a good face, so I feel like this one is missing something without him smiling at the camera. On the other hand, that's an awfully nice picture of his crotch, which is pleasantly plum and haired in the old fashion way. He's got a crotch like they used to have before taking to the razor became so prevalent.

Shark Tooth

2012-01-24T00:05:00.000-07:00

I was really pleased last week when Bull sent in a few choice photos to add to the collection here on the blog. This was the first, and it may be my favorite just because I've had crushes on guys like this all my life. He's that aging-high-school-jock type. Still tight, still confident and definitely drawing my attention any time he's in the room. Very nice. Thanks, Bull.

Infinity and Beyond

2012-01-23T00:08:00.000-07:00

This is one of my favorite shapes. I can tell he's not that tall. He's compact and sort of a bad ass. I love the butt scrubber beard. I love that he's out by some body of water. It plays in to the whole fantasy thing. I might re-think those tattoos for myself, but I think they say a lot about who he is. And I might have to edit him out if he was turned to the side, but he'll be okay if he stays still.

Ginger Snap

2012-01-22T00:05:00.000-07:00

JP sent me this one yesterday. I love a red heads. They're fascinating. And snaps of them - in a reasonably flaccid state - are sort of rare. I am happy to add this one to my collection. I will say that all of that white skin against all of that white tile and the white bathroom fixtures is mighty nice in terms of composition, but I would have put down a clean bathmat. Thanks, JP!

Early on a Saturday

2012-01-21T00:05:00.000-07:00

When I was in my mid-twenties, I had a real thing for men who were in their mid to late thirties. This fellow may be just past that, but he would surely have caught my eye back then - as he would today. I love the idea of a guy like this on a Saturday morning with his boyfriend having coffee and reading the newspaper. He's got some impressive arms and a chest I would love to lay my head on.

Ready for the Weekend

2012-01-20T00:07:00.000-07:00

This cowboy was in a Huffington Post article about some sort of nude action in San Fransisco some time ago. I like him. That patch of white hair on his chest is interesting and he seems to have a sense of humor. I mean, beads and a cowboys hat? Who does that? Nude is not Lewd. That's something we should all remember going forward. I miss San Fransisco. I should visit.

Mouth Full of Foam

2012-01-19T00:09:00.000-07:00

Ah, young men who understand proper dental hygiene. Is there anything better? Well, yes there is. If the young man has a six pack and a big dick, I'd say that one (or two) ups his willingness and ability to brush. And oh, the tight stomachs of young men. And that little dip at his waist. Those things don't last forever. They are delightful to see.

Nicely Haired

2012-01-18T00:05:00.000-07:00

I'm slightly concerned that this guy is a little worried about something. He doesn't look distraught, but he seems to be thinking about something. What strikes me about him physically is that his stomach is tight - no paunch there - and the pattern of the hair on his torso is pretty nice. It's thick in the right spots and there's full coverage without going all ape - not that there's anything wrong with that.

Con y Sin

2012-01-17T01:41:00.001-07:00

I am inaugurating my new label today. It's 'with/without', which is a modification of Gordo's suggestion 'with and without'. I seriously considered 'con y sin' because of the reasons stated in the comment, but decided to go with simple and straight forward. I have a number of these. Look for them in the coming weeks. Thanks for the suggestions. This one looks tougher naked.

No Britches, but Quite a Hose

2012-01-16T00:07:00.000-07:00

I worked with a guy who looked like this fellow from about the nose up. I doubt he resembled him at all from the pubes down. I once listened to a conversation between two friends as one described this guy he'd seen whose dick had an enormous head. I only listened because I didn't want to interrupt them. It was too entertaining. One would hope this guy's posture is normally better.

Over the Shoulder

2012-01-15T00:04:00.000-07:00

JP sent this one in. He looks to me like a guy could be a sexy beast on the one hand, excellent with the seduction and so forth, but the he could turn around and be a completely annoying prick in that 'let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing' kind of way. He also may have just a touch of that thing where you look into a mirror and see what you saw a few years back. But very sexy. Thanks, JP.

After a Swim

2012-01-14T00:05:00.000-07:00

This one reminds me of a description of a guy I once read. It said he had a body like a coat hanger. The implication was that clothes hung on him perfectly. You can sort of see that, right? Not a lot of chest to get in the way. Or stomach. He's got a nice package, even after a dip in the ocean. And he's a handsome lad. I wrote that because he looks British to me. Not sure why.

Soak in Warm Water

2012-01-13T00:02:00.000-07:00

There are a couple of other bathtub pictures on here. I want to say that they're at the beginning. On the blog of my fantasies, they are all linked and I don't have to do it myself and go looking for them. This fellows noodle seems slightly out of proportion to the rest of him, except that some guys are just sort of built like that. He looks British to me - and it's not because of his teeth.

Portrait of a Young Man

2012-01-12T00:07:00.000-07:00

This guy's balls are sort of all I can look at. They're huge. They make his dick, which is probably a pretty good size dick, look pretty average. I like big balls. He's got that slightly muscular, sort of tight look of a guy in his twenties. And he looks sort of tall, possibly because he's being shot from below. So many snaps of guys in the bathroom out there. I rarely take a camera to the bathroom.

Just Off the Coast

2012-01-11T00:02:00.002-07:00

This fellow looks relaxed out on what appears to be a boat, but on what could also be a terrace or a fancy dock. (My bet is on the boat idea.) It almost looks candid, but he doesn't seem to mind that someone is taking a full frontal photo of him. I mean, there's nothing to be ashamed of there. It's quite an impressive package. I wouldn't mind a little boat ride like this.

Change His Ways

2012-01-10T00:01:00.000-07:00

If this were twins or or look alikes, it would be sort of sexy. However, it appears to be just a crazily muscular guy completely entranced with his own image in a badly cropped photo. it's still sort of sexy. I sort of love watching guys look at themselves in the mirror, admiring their muscles and good looks, especially straight guys. It's so gay. This one sees something he likes!

It's Under the Tree

2012-01-09T00:05:00.000-07:00

The other day I watched a whole video on YouTube about manscaping. The fellow (who implied that he was heterosexual, but is so metrosexual that he appears homosexual) said that he takes most of his torso hair down to almost nothing with a clipper, but leaves a thin triangle above the crotch. This one above is quite a triangle. It's almost a little too much. Nice dick though.

And Now Back to You

2012-01-08T00:03:00.000-07:00

Something tells me this guy is probably not a first timer when it comes to being naked in the sun. I think it's the CFI microphone he's holding. I've gone on their site and looked around - of course looking for pictures of naked men. Not a lot you can do for free. And most all of the photos have a woman in them. And that's not what I was there for.

Roll and Wait

2012-01-07T00:06:00.001-07:00

I'm sort of crazy about this guy. He's so casual and natural. And I just went through all my pictures to find this one because I think it's him. It's the whole look: the fit body, the wild hair, the glasses, the slight swish. There's something flighty and unattainable about him that makes me think he's hard to pin down.

A Fine Man

2012-01-06T00:08:00.001-07:00

This guy looks like the more serious brother of a guy I knew years ago. I had a crush on the guy I knew. He looked like he would have done just about anything. I think a lot of it was the facial hair. There's something very sexual about this fellow. He looks sturdy and he looks willing. I like that. I also like his balls. They are voluptuous.

Under the Striped Sweater

2012-01-05T00:03:00.000-07:00

I ran across a number of these. So many that I need a new label. Something short and sweet. Suggestions? It's the whole clothed and unclothed thing. I love these things. They don't all look like they just graduated high school yesterday. This one looks like a pro to me. It's the whole boy next door thing...oh, 'twink' is the word I'm looking for. I find them fascinating.

Friends Together

2012-01-04T00:01:00.000-07:00

I forget where I snagged this from. It's supposed to be just a couple of friends together and naked. Look how young they are. I didn't have friends like that when I was that age. I had people I knew who I got naked with occasionally, but they weren't good friends and they were mostly straight folks at camps. I would have loved a good friend to hang out with.

Woody Woody Woody

2012-01-03T00:05:00.001-07:00

I just snagged this off some web page. It's Woody Harrelson. Supposedly, he was swimming with Owen Wilson and Woody was naked. Would have loved to be there. I've always thought the two of them were sexy. I love that his ass and back are so fit. And the triptych is genius. There's another of him scurrying away. More ass. I don't even care that we don't get full frontal.

At the Apex

2012-01-02T00:07:00.000-07:00

I like this one because it's basically shot from crotch level and the guy looks sort of normal. Plus, that hairiness in his groin area makes him look more down to earth and approachable. I'm not saying that trimming pubes or shaving balls is bad. I do my share of manscaping, but there's something wild about an untamed crotch. And wild can be a really good thing.

Happy New Year!

2012-01-01T00:04:00.000-07:00

We should all wake up like this on New Years Day. Our head in the lap of some nice guy and a dick that would not pass the Mull test if this guy were even sitting up. But it's a national holiday, so I'm being lenient with the rules here. And they're my rules, so I'll break them if I want, eh? I hope everyone is looking forward to a great new year. I know I am.

Preparing for a Party?

2011-12-31T00:02:00.000-07:00

A few years ago, I made it a point to be somewhere warm for New Years Eve. I ended up going to Florida with a friend. (This looks more Burning Man than Miami Beach to me.) We did not see any naked fellows while we were enjoying the sun, but it was an interesting experience as I am generally bundled up and pasty come NYE. Second from the left seems to be breaking my rule!

Chillin'

2011-12-30T00:01:00.000-07:00

I sort of hope this guy's pants are down there around his ankles because it looks awfully chilly in this picture. I like guys like this: sort of normal, probably very nice, and willing to drop his drawers for the camera. Come on. What's not to love about that? I also think he's nicely haired. And he lives in a winter wonderland. Husband material.

Grays

2011-12-29T00:08:00.000-07:00

One of the things I've been fortunate to realize lately is that there are lots of variations in the world. Things are not just black and white. (What? Too obvious?) The world is full of grays. Few things are all good or all bad, all positive or all negative, all pros or all cons. There are always two ways at least to look at an issue. And even if the one side turns out to be totally stupid, I should always at least just look at it. Thanks, Chubbear426 for the snap!

Hopeful

2011-12-28T00:09:00.000-07:00

Regardless of how the year has gone, I always look forward to the new one. In fact, I generally just bless the old one with love and send it on its way. Whether it was good or bad, it's over and I've got a new one to attend to. And I'm generally optimistic regarding the next year. I'm very Scarlett O'Hara. Tomorrow is another day. Always. And I always believe things will get better.

Reflective

2011-12-27T00:05:00.000-07:00

The end of the year often finds me thinking back over the last year. I can't figure out where it went, and I marvel at how fast it went by. I think of all the things that could have gone differently. I should think about the good things that happened this year. Things I planned went off with out a hitch, and things that I had not planned happened out of the blue. I like that.

We Need to Talk About Kevin

2011-12-26T00:05:00.002-07:00

I love this one not just because I love all of these stylized photos from this era, but because I love that shadow in his lower back. It makes his already trim waist seem impossibly small, like Tom of Finland pictures. And I love the archery thing. It's such a random prop that keeps showing up.
This guy's body is to die for. It's completely perfect. One would hope he's nice too.

Christmas Morning

2011-12-25T00:03:00.000-07:00

I'm just guessing, but it seems to me that this fellow might be showing off a gift he just received. And it's not the cup. Not the wrist band. Not the impressive torso. It's the cock ring. But that's just a guess. He does have an impressive body. One of those that's a combination of genetics and the gym. Mmmm! I hope all of you who celebrate Christmas have a great one!

Waiting for Santa

2011-12-24T00:04:00.000-07:00

If I were to re-imagine this one, I would make it dark outside - because who waits for Santa when it's still light outside? And how gay am I that I'm analyzing the tree when there's a naked man in front of it. He's got a nice ass. I'll give him that. Not sure what that foot of his is doing. It's like he's wearing an invisible pump. That floor looks cold. He'll need someone to warm him up.

Wear your Boots

2011-12-23T00:03:00.000-07:00

A bunch of naked guys out in the snow for now apparent reason? What's not to love about that? This is one of those pictures where I wish I could blow it up and see some detail, like on CSI. Unfortunately, it doesn't get that big. (Where have a heard that before?) But notice all of the majorly hairy crotches. Makes me think this might be older than it looks.

Already Unwrapped

2011-12-22T00:09:00.000-07:00

While I like this guy (he's got an impressive set of balls, a nice dick and he's probably up for anything), I can't help thinking that he sort of makes the whole scene a little nasty. I mean, it's a Christmas tree. His nipples remind me of the nipples of an old friend of mine. Bald and pink on a thick mat of hair. Yeah, this one is up for anything. You can see it in his eyes.

Adjust the Camera

2011-12-21T00:04:00.000-07:00

This is great for a few reasons. First of all, it reminds me of a guy I knew 20 years ago. God only knows where he is now. Secondly, I like the wonky angle of it. Thirdly, I like how his dick hits the thing he's sitting on. That's always nice. And lastly, I like that little curl of armpit hair. Such a sweet photo. I snagged it the minute I saw it. I love that you can do that.

Back in the Trunks

2011-12-20T00:07:00.000-07:00

I didn't know what he had in his hands the first time I looked at this one. Apparently it's his swim trunks. I just assume he didn't step back into them. He has a fine looking dick and he should wave it proudly. And by the way, if he looks like that right out of the water (which, judging by his hair he is) that's pretty impressive. Very little shrinkage.

Incongruous

2011-12-19T00:05:00.001-07:00

Something about a big old tough cowboy with a beer can dick and Speedo tan lines seems a little odd to me, but I have a fantasy life that is willing to work double time to make things work. And I'm willing to accept that this guy would wear a banana hammock and also rope steer - although not at the same time. He also seems older, which is another level of hot. All thumbs up.

Big Christmas Balls

2011-12-18T00:04:00.000-07:00

This one is bordering on Lurid Digs territory, but it's not that bad. In particular, I'm thinking of the cord coming from the tree and and the bad cropping. On the other hand, this fellow has a very nice package that deserves to be unwrapped for the holidays. I also like his genuine smile. I can't help but thinking that photos like these are a bad idea in general. But I like them.

Oh Little Star

2011-12-17T00:07:00.000-07:00

This fellow strikes me as a committed nudist who is sending out a little Christmas card (I almost wrote 'holiday card' because it's such a reflex, but since there's a room full of Christmas paraphernalia, I figure I can go with 'Christmas'.) rather than someone who is trying to be sexy Santa in front of the tree. Either way, slightly awkward. But I like the commitment.

Naked Holiday Cheer

2011-12-16T00:04:00.003-07:00

Here's one of Woody from Thoughts from a Queer Nudist. Woody never fails to impress me with his commitment to the cause. (The cause being Freedom from Clothing, not SantaCon.) This photo was sent to me by Bull, but he apparently snagged it from Woody's blog where there are a couple of other snaps of Woody with another unclad Santa. Thanks, Bull. And thanks, Woody.

Mister E

2011-12-15T00:06:00.000-07:00

This guy looks familiar. Maybe it's just his foreskin. It's a very nice, warm photo. Something about it makes me thing there's a fire nearby for him to roast his chestnuts on. I like the unapologetic display of armpit hair. He looks like the kind of guy I like to spend time with but I never get enough of. They always have to leave after the first cup of coffee. Aw!

I Wasn't Ready

2011-12-14T00:07:00.000-07:00

While he's trying too hard (that expression on his face), he's still pretty hot. He's very well muscled and he's got just the right amount of hair. Then there's his dick he's sporting, which is seriously past the limit on the Mull scale, but I'm giving him a pass...because I can. I have to say that he looks like the type of guy where any interaction with him is probably mostly about him.

Leaning on a Stool

2011-12-13T00:06:00.000-07:00

I love the classics. I'm sort of crazy about how oily this guy's body is, and his chest reminds me of a guy I used to see at the gym. There's a scene in my favorite movie, Beefcake, where two guys oil up the unsuspecting Neil. E. O'Hara. It's lecherous and innocent all at the same time. Last but not least, the python in this guy's lap is pretty amazing - always a nice surprise.

Stick a Stocking Under the Tree for Me

2011-12-12T00:07:00.000-07:00

Ah! 'Sexy' Christmas pictures. It always amazes me how many of these I find after the season has finished, and I have to save them for the next year. This is one of the better ones. He reminds me of someone I used to know, but I know it's not him. It was probably done as a joke and here it is on the Internet forever. I hope he's not running for political office any time soon.

Eleven O'clock Run

2011-12-11T00:09:00.001-07:00

I got a link to this picture yesterday from Chubbear426. He seemed to think that it would fit in nicely with the collection I have assembled here. I agree. It reminds me of the first time I was on a beach naked, far far away from my clothes and I realized that it was just me and my smile and a bunch of sand. It was an interesting and freeing sensation. Thanks for the picture, Chubbear!

You Rang?

2011-12-10T00:08:00.002-07:00

I thought I'd posted this one before, but apparently I have not. He's also here and here. It's one of my favorites because it's got so much story behind it. Pick one. There's a good looking guy standing in his front door wearing only a tank top, socks and boots. And the tank top looks like it's in need of a good washing. I can think of several. Now dat's hot.

Santa's Little Helpers

2011-12-09T00:09:00.001-07:00

While I generally don't like sexy Santa pictures, I like this one because the hats are photoshopped on. What I particularly like about this one is that the guy two from the left is fidgeting, the guy to his right is scratching his balls, the little guy just right of center looks like he's in a school portrait and the guy on all the way to the right is sort of perfect.

Memories of the Summer

2011-12-08T00:05:00.000-07:00

This looks like someones neighbor - just an average guy at the beach. I have to love it. It looks like he's playing some kind of game, which I also love. It's the whole idea of standing around doing something completely mundane and normal while naked. It's what we should all do. He seems to have gone a little crazy on trimming the pubes, but I'll give him a pass today.

On His Mama's Sofa

2011-12-07T00:33:00.000-07:00

I like a picture of a guy on a couch. First of all, the way this one is sitting, he's working his abs, which is a good look. But it also makes almost any guy seems sort of cuddly, like I'd like to get on that couch and join him. And speaking of his dick (well...now we are) I've posted a few in the questionable range lately. This one may have a really thick dick flaccid, or maybe...

Pose 48

2011-12-06T00:03:00.000-07:00

While this particular model is a little stiff (and he appears to be on the verge of a stiffy), he's still got a lot of appeal. I like the setting, the jaunty tilt of the camera and he's got a bangin' body. I've known guys like this. I feel like I can read him from where I'm sitting. He's probably a little reserved in a lot of ways. Or I could be completely wrong. But I'm probably right.

Before His Film Career

2011-12-05T00:07:00.000-07:00

When I saw this one, he immediately reminded me of that extremely annoying actor who plays both Black Adder and Mr. Bean. He's not, of course. (But please someone send me proof that I'm wrong.) It's just those bushy eyebrows. Guys like the actor who plays Mr. Bean are sexy to me in a way. I go for that goofy thing. It shows a willingness to do something different that I respond to.

Send Help

2011-12-04T00:02:00.000-07:00

I hope this guy was only out in the snow for a moment. It looks really cold out there. Look closely and you'll see he's a ginger. Ginger photos are sort of scarce. If you have any, send them in. With it so cold outside, pictures like this chill me to the bone. I like this one for what it is. It makes me think how nice it must have been to get back in the warm car.

Ring Twice

2011-12-03T00:03:00.000-07:00

There's something very artificial about this one, like it's been badly un-expertly cut out and pasted on a white background. However, it's from that era I'm in love with. That hat is certainly something. Those muscles are something. And those tan lines are something else. I had a boyfriend who wanted to look like this. He got really close.

Oceanfront Property

2011-12-02T00:04:00.001-07:00

You don't always see folks like this at a nude beach, but sometimes you do, and I always like it. The little tattoo hidden in the in the crook next to his very flat stomach is sort of unfortunate but you can't have everything. And there are a few ladies in this one, but the feature in the foreground is worth it to me, so it made it past the editor.

Completely Objectified

2011-12-01T00:04:00.001-07:00

Here's the other snap I have of the archer from a few days ago. He's got a way about him. If I met him in the right situations, I would be more susceptible to his charms. The tan line is nice. His waist and body are tight. The nipples look a little tortured. (Just sayin' that it tells you something.) Fairly natural crotch hair and very well hung. And apparently he likes archery.

Naked Beach Day

2011-11-30T00:06:00.000-07:00

How great is this picture? Eight guys (maybe more) standing around naked talking and waiting on something. There's something wholesome and down home about this one. I like these two guys to the left talking like it's just another day. This one on the left is looking at the other two. It's very nice. Very candid feeling.

Sleeping Slug

2011-11-29T00:05:00.000-07:00

This picture has the feeling of a guy who recently discovered his penis, or who recently discovered that he's got something that other people want, and want to see. The way it's displayed there tells me that he's quite taken with it. And why not? It is a nice set. He's got years of fun ahead of him. BTW, he looks totally British to me.

Closer, Closer Still...

2011-11-28T00:01:00.001-07:00

This is a cropped version of a photo I came across. I removed most of the guys who were wearing clothes. I want to get naked with a bunch of guys and then stand close to them with my arms around their shoulders while we joke around and our hips touch slightly making us apologize awkwardly and exchange glances. Is that too much to ask? Front and center tan guy: hot.

Awakening

2011-11-27T00:05:00.001-07:00

This is supposedly Jonathan Groff. Perez Hilton confirmed it, although the photo Perez posted is censored. (Boo, censoring! Boo!) I sort of don't see it. I've seen him on different shows. I guess it's him. I love how completely unconcerned he appears to be about having his picture taken. I like that in a celebrity, just as I like that in a person.

Chiquita Banana

2011-11-26T00:02:00.000-07:00

The plantain hanging from this man's crotch looks almost unreal. I'd need to see it in person to authenticate this photo. However, judging from the look on his face, I bet it is. He's like, "I know. It's big. Right?" he's got a cute little body, which sort of seems out of proportion to his dick. I hope for his sake (and for others') that he knows how to use that thing.

Ivan Prescott

2011-11-25T00:08:00.000-07:00

I recognized this guy from a post I did a while ago. There was something I liked about him in the original photo, so I was delighted to come across several others. Seems like Mr. Prescott did a while shoot. Truth be told, I love the tank top and white socks with the exposed crotch look. It's a winner every time. He's so wholesome. I'm mesmerized.

Gratitude

2011-11-24T00:03:00.000-07:00

There are so few photos of naked men around a Thanksgiving table (but if you have one, please send it in for next year). So I'm going to have to go classic today and post this photo of an unassuming young man. Let me say thank you, as I do every year, for visiting my little corner of the Internet. Thanks for your comments. Thanks for your words of encouragement. It means the world to me.

Team White Socks

2011-11-23T00:09:00.001-07:00

Readers with a sharp eye and good memory might recognize this fellow from a couple of months ago. While he is mounted slightly awkwardly in this chair, I have to say that I love the whole thing. It's the sweet look on his face, the pristine white socks, and his rather average stomach that make him so sexy. He seems approachable. Any volunteers?

Such a Tease

2011-11-22T00:08:00.000-07:00

This is the kind of picture I have taken, or that has been taken of me, by boyfriends in the past. That sort of coy look at the camera while one of us was getting into the shower. It makes me think a couple of things: 1. I love a sturdy guy with good posture. 2. The shower curtain is sort of ready to be replaced. 3. His ass is so pink and white that I want to bite it.

Perched Like a Little Bird

2011-11-21T00:02:00.000-07:00

What is more wholesome than a photo of a beefy guy named Bruce sitting on a branch? This one has the kind of face where I can almost see how he probably looks/looked as an older guy, that sort of handsome daddy look. There's a character in Beefcake who sort of looks like this guy as a 60-year-old. He's got a nice V-shaped torso. It's those lats and shoulders of his.

Like a Zipper

2011-11-20T00:05:00.000-07:00

By the look on this guy's face, I will go out on a limb and say that he's probably more interested in using that arrow of his than that bow he's got across his shoulders. And it is an amazing arrow. It feels like I've met a few guys like this. It's that muscular-skinny-big-dick-ready-for-action thing. Well, he'd be ready within minutes. That I can guarantee you.

How Low Can You Go?

2011-11-19T00:09:00.000-07:00

I just scanned the Low Hangers label for this guy. I did not find him, but that's a might nice set of photos if you like big balls. This set here are pretty amazing. They're the kind that slap slap slap at certain times. For my money, this guy is totally sexy. I'm not saying he'd be great conversation all the time, but he is pretty much all about the seduction.

The View From My Seat

2011-11-18T00:04:00.001-07:00

There's something very sexy to me about the idea of a naked guy (or two) on a bus. I've been on long bus trips. Having naked men there would have made the trip more enjoyable. I'm not sure how one goes about making that happen. Is it planned or is it spontaneous? Either way, I'm in.

Them Brits is at It Again

2011-11-17T00:02:00.000-07:00

This is another photo from the same series at this one, although this one does not show someone headbutting someone else's package. I will promise you now that if I am invited to play a naked sport, I will participate. And I am almost so sure that it will never happen that I promise to post a photo (if one is available). Can't imagine how much fun that would be.

And He Dances on the Sand

2011-11-16T00:08:00.002-07:00

Here is another snap of Gio. There is a whole mess of pictures of him here. He was Mr. International (hairy chested) Escort 2011. (That's one I don't have on my resume.) He can also be found on rentboy.com. I got this from a little video he was featured in (follow the first link). And on my little blog, he can be found here. He comes with or without hair.

Cheese in a Frame

2011-11-15T00:09:00.000-07:00

This is the sort of cheesecake that has a special place in my heart. It's totally silly, but I find it very sexy. It reminds me of that movie I like to mention once in a while, Beefcake. It's the story of Bob Mizer who runs a magazine like (or they might even use the name) Physique Pictorial. Lots of handsome men wearing little to nothing. I've seen it several times.

This Just Might Work

2011-11-14T00:05:00.000-07:00

When I see guys like this, I always think 'bruiser'. I'm not sure exactly what that means. Maybe it's that he looks big, like muscular big and maybe tall. He's not a pretty boy. This guy in particular doesn't look like he agreed on the snapshot - judging from the look on his face. At any rate, he'd got a very inviting package. And his torso is beautiful.

Just Resting

2011-11-13T00:01:00.000-07:00

Not much of a chest on this one, but he's got a nice face and a decent basket. As he's perched on the handles of a bike, I'm assuming that this is from the World Naked Bike Ride, which is a gift to everyone who has ever gone in search of naked pictures featuring men (a very wordy runner up for the title of this blog). Reminds me of a childhood friend all grown up.

Let Me Do That For You

2011-11-12T00:03:00.001-07:00

For some reason I looked at this one and my first thought was that he's the type of guy that it would be really nice to wake up and realize you're married to him. He looks a little serious in the picture, but he probably (in my fantasy at least) has a side to him that is fun to be around, like he probably likes to cook and has lots to talk about. He's very handsome.